At least it wasn’t Abatmanidaephobia: The fear that Ben Affleck will be cast as the movie version of your favorite comic book character.

Geez, some news sites aren’t even trying to hide their egregious tea biases anymore.

Troll level = Samsung.

Real talk, though: Those breadsticks? Totally worth it.

It’s as if a million angry vegans blogged out in terror, but were suddenly silenced…

It’s a testament to the Magic Kingdom that it’s still the happiest place on earth, even if it’s 40 feet below sea level.

In other news, 100% of people on the internet have chosen “death by french fry” as their preferred method of execution.

Adventure is out there. Just, you know, not too far out there.

Oof. Real talk, though: Are you gonna finish that shake?

Guys, guys, relax — it’s not like it’s the end of the world. Wait.

Life imitating art = good.
Life imitating your site-wide media placement = not so good.